It's not a hijab

If it hangs around your neck,
when it should be on your head
If it stays on your head only on Fridays
If it comes on top of your head
when you hear the call to prayer
If you keep it on your head but leave out your ears
mickey mouse style
If it stays on only one-half of your head
Leaving some parts of your hair for non-mahram's
If' it's so transparent people can see through
If it's skin-tight not free-flowing
If it's long but figure-hugging
and not free-flowing
It's not a Hijab
and You know it.